Idris Elba Single Again

[tezmand]

Any hope for me you reckon ?

[andy-hughes]

I'd have thought so ...

How much hope?

I couldn't possibly comment ...

[tezmand]

Lol cheers Andy any hope is better than none

[andy-hughes]

I assure you, hope has been the cornerstone of my entire adult life!

As Quentin Crisp said, I spend my time leaning out as far as possible, so fate can see me ....

[andy-hughes]

Since we are exchanging observations, have you any interest in a brief and utterly meaningless experience with an older married man?

For the record, I am not black, nor am I a charismatic film and television actor with a memorable presence.

I can however offer a slightly overweight, balding, bespectacled gentleman with little money, but outstandingly wide-ranging conversation.

Whaddya think???

[gness]

:-(................

[andy-hughes]

Oh heck!!!

Sorry gness!!!

It was a moment of weakness, never to be repeated!!!!!

[gness]

Heartbroken.....I won't get over this, Andy.......I will have to go into therapy.... drown my sorrow in Guinness and eat too much chocolate.....☺

[Ric.ror]

Well you've sold yourself to me Andy - one more thing I hope any physical 'activity' is out of the question

As for the original question in the post - Any hope for me you reckon ? - none whilst I'm around

[Booldawg]

ask him on twitter or something!

[andy-hughes]

Ric.roar - //Well you've sold yourself to me Andy - one more thing I hope any physical 'activity' is out of the question //

That's very kind, but since my moment of madness has been exposed, and deeply wounded la belle Gness, I must refrain from making any further frivolous conversation, lest the lady come around to my place of work and beat some sense into me with a rolled up copy of the NME.

The course of true love never did run smooth ...

[gness]

And rolled up Premium Bonds at dawn with Ric........ ;-)

[Ric.ror]

Oh your making me laugh in my busy office too

[jim360]

I suppose the good side of Andy's accidental snubbing of gness is that it may prompt her to run into the arms of a far more sensible young gentleman for comfort at this difficult time... or something.

[aelmpvw]

tezmand now has the dilemma of going for andy hughes or idris elba ...

[gness]

That's what he does, Ric......woes you....makes you laugh......teases a little and before you know it you're thirty sixth in the queue......

Think I'll set my cap at Idris......♥

[andy-hughes]

gness - //That's what he does, Ric......woes you....makes you laugh......teases a little and before you know it you're thirty sixth in the queue......

Think I'll set my cap at Idris......♥ //

I remain unable to speak coherently for the remainder of the day, my mouth has my foot wedged in it!

[andy-hughes]

gness - // ... woes you ...//

Woes?

Really?

I had no idea my offering of romance was that poor!!!!

[gness]

Helloooooooo, Jim....♥♥♥....but at my age it'll be a gentle, lopsided jog into your arms.......and with my track record I'll knock you down and break something.....

....but if you're game.......☺

[gness]

Oh woe is me!.....☺

[andy-hughes]

gness - //Helloooooooo, Jim....♥♥♥....but at my age it'll be a gentle, lopsided jog into your arms.......and with my track record I'll knock you down and break something.....

....but if you're game.......☺ //

Hi Jim, I realise that I may have inadvertently strayed from the path of true love, but in the interest of AB harmony .... get your own bird!!!!!