Ask Me Anything.......

[ELVIS68]

Fire away

[FredPuli43]

Why does warm water freeze more quickly than cold water?

Will Brighton ever win the Premiership ?

[ELVIS68]

headwreck, A fan yes, an Elvis "freak" no

[Maydup]

Do you have any unfulfilled ambitions?

[ELVIS68]

Fred, read up on the Mpemba effect, as for Brighton, no chance

[ELVIS68]

Maydup, yes I want to learn how to play the guitar and piano properly and I want to win the lottery

[sunny-dave]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

[Maydup]

why do you want to win the lottery?

[Ann]

Here you are Elvis - a list of unanswerable questions! ;)
http://random06.tripod.com/id33.html

[ELVIS68]

dave, I never take my chewing gum up to bed, it goes in the bin with the cigar butts

[nungate]

What am I thinking?

[ELVIS68]

Maydup, I would like to win the lottery just so I can pay off my mortgage and retire early, no plans for fast cars and all that crap

[ELVIS68]

headwreck, at the moment my faves are Trouble and Seperate Ways

[Maydup]

I can see you know, on the veranda with your feet up, playing guitar and singing "In the Ghetto".

What else would you do in your retirement?

[ELVIS68]

nungate, at a guess you are thinking somewhere along the lines of Sunday lunch, or something food related

[ELVIS68]

Maydup, I would probably take up golf

[nungate]

that's phenomenal Elvis but ... no, I was thinking about how can I beat my daughter's score at bejewelled blitz. For the first time in ages she's ahead of me and I don't like it. Sunday lunch can wait until tomorrow we'll decide then.

[ELVIS68]

headwreck, I haven't really heard her sing but she has inherited all his facial features, I'm sure if she wanted to she could "wig" up and do a great impression