Jobs I Wish I Hadn't Started

[joggerjayne]

Jet hosing my balcony.

[cazzz1975]

a 10 min job at best.

[joggerjayne]

You think ?

[cazzz1975]

yep, I jet wash my golf trolley when its covered in crap, done in under 10 mins

[joggerjayne]

I've stopped for a cup of tea.

[redman41]

Is that Lube hard to shift JJ ? :-))

[joggerjayne]

I guess you're careful not to blast the middle of the wheels, in case it forces the lubrication out.

Or don't you lubricate a golf trolley?

[craft1948]

come on jj...............you cleaning something.... hahaha.

[joggerjayne]

redman ...

All that's on my balcony floor is dribbles of sun oil.

And fat splatters from the barbecue.

And dried salt.

And seagull poo.

And more seagull poo.

[snags]

Get Olive on her hands and knees with a scrubbing brush...

[boxtops]

Get a hessian rug, jj, then you won't see the dirt.

[joggerjayne]

crafty ... I wish I hadn't bothered.

It's all the dragging stuff around to clean under it, and then you get a puddle of dirty water, and then you try to squirt that away, then it ends up all over the windows, etc.

[joggerjayne]

I suppose I'd better get on with it.

=0/

[cazzz1975]

no I take the wheels off, they are only a clamp and a sealed bearing, Im only careful in case I soak the electrics

[redman41]

At least the Tenants of the Flat beneath you are getting a free Shower, even if it's a shower of Bird s*hit !!!! :-)))

[cazzz1975]

birdshit is a bugger to get out, you may need to use a scrubbing brush or a yard broom

[joggerjayne]

Well, that's done.

I hope the windows downstairs are not too skanky.

Whooah, hang on ...

"use a scrubbing brush" ??

That was SO never going to happen !

"... or a yard broom" ??

Why would I have one of those ?

"birdshit is a bugger to get off"

Oh, yeeah ... don't I know it. I think it bakes on hard. Either that, or the seagulls have been eating superglue!

[DTCwordfan]

always feed the gulls calcium carbide, then stand back and watch the folk on the street get splattered......

and of course a call from Kate Humble and the Bird Police.

[joggerjayne]

That is just SO MEAN !

Gulls are nice birds, just getting by as best they can.

[anneasquith]

cazzz, is your golf buggy electric ?

[DTCwordfan]

Lol....wish someone could find a way of stopping them squawking - followed by shutting up ravens which are all around here and their Sugar is awful to get off as well!