Unusual request - help need for a lie

[SKA]

I need a lie of someone please,

What could I have been told that would just destroy a 21 year old females life (who btw may be a bit of a drama queen)
I dont normally lie so cant think of anything!!!

[squarebear]

Her boyfriend is gay?
She is adopted?
Her Dad used to be a woman?

[~spaced~]

give us some background, im sure we could come up with some right good'uns!

[chiswicik]

you are horrible. what goes around comes around. doing such a thing is like wishing someone bad. the lie might turn into a truth and you being the recipient of it.

[ChuckFickens]

your pregnant...

[B00]

Why on earth would you want to "destroy a 21 year old females life"..?

No matter what she's said/done- she can't possibly deserve someone wanting to do that to her!

[mrs_overall]

1.Tell her you admire her for having the courage to not get rid of her facial hair.
2. Admire her best outfit and tell her that you too love clothes from Asda
3. Tell her she looks really sexy....from behind
4. Ask her "why do you do that funny twitch with your face?" Don't elaborate further.
5. If she's wearing perfume, sniff in an exaggerated manner and ask who has been using fly spray in the room.

[chiswicik]

Boo, I like the way you think. I've read many of your answers and have agreed with just about all.

[SKA]

`lol hang on!! The lies for me!! I did find out something that will change my life but I need a lie because I don�t want to tell a certain ex what it really is.

[ChuckFickens]

errrr. think SKA might be the 21 year old female and just wants an excuse to stay in bed... don't think she is wishing it on anyone else :)

[mrs_overall]

Ooops, I misunderstood the question.

All the answers I gave above were remarks that have been made to ME over the years. (And boy, did they hurt!)

[jonesytwotwo]

Tell her that her best friend has posted a request on this site, asking how to destroy her.

[SKA]

lol mrs_overall your so funny!!

so I still need a lie people!!

[B00]

Ahhh, my mistake- sorry SKA. In my defence I was half reading whilst drinking coffee, watching Big Brother and eating scrambled egg on toast- i'm obviously not as good at multi-tasking as I thought!!

Tell 'em someone's died?

thank you chiswick, but no admiration is necessary, as you've just seen I often make a bit of an ar$e of myself on here!

[SKA]

Just to clarify, the lie is about me!!!!

[teag1rl]

SKA IS THE 21 YR OLD. SHE IS NOT TRYING TO RUIN ANYONE'S LIFE!
Sorry, I can't think of anything.

[SKA]

I need something to be �depressed� about

[teag1rl]

someone might be depressed because they hate their job, lack of money, feeling of uselessness, PMT etc
Are you really depressed?

[B00]

you could tell folk that your "rash" refuses to clear up? That'd depress the hell out of me and I think folk will be too embarrased and edging away from you to ask any further questions about it.

[squarebear]

A pet has died?
A close member of your family has moved away?
Lost your job?

[funnygirl]

Youve just been arrested for prositution!!!