Jesus " Wouldn't Be Riding A Donkey "

[sunny-dave]

God had told him to buy a Falcoln 7X for $54m

https://tinyurl.com/yczxrfrw

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44305873

[tonyav]

Aw Dave, I thought it was going to be a Ford Falcoln like the one Mad Max drove about in ;-)

[sunny-dave]

You'd get a lot of car for $54m :)

[tonyav]

Well that's what I thought, Dave. Must have one hell of an engine.

[gness]

Could Jesus not just skype?....x

[sunny-dave]

Tony - even $54m wouldn't get you this - built by robots !!!

https://tinyurl.com/ydae5y5j

[gness]

You've triggered a memory, Dave..... Some of the programmes for children with special needs were dull as ditchwater.....so I added some of my own...
One involved a little wind up railway set going through the jungle...One day a lad put a little model of a baby on one of the open trucks....so the lesson became.....Baby Jesus in the Jungle on a Train.......
It was a great hit and helped the children no end....until we got a new head......I'll say no more about her.....sad ending though... :-(

[Mamyalynne]

Jesus got a new head?

[gness]

Sadly no, Mamya...that we could have coped with.......the school got the new head and that we didn't cope with.....
Bit like the train in the jungle.....everything ground to a halt.....
The train.....the jungle.....the school....are no more.... :-(

[gulliver1]

Just skyped him Gness, Jesus is on line now.

[gness]

Really, Gulliver?! Hang on til I find the lippy and brush my hair.....this top okay do you think?... ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Sad.

[gness]

Mamay....for all my joshing you have no idea how sad it all was....still rankles me today all that those children lost through a bad decision by the governors.... :-(

[Canary42]

It amazes me how many Americans get taken in by these snake oil salesman selling salvation.

Billy Graham has got a lot to answer for.

[HansUrbancka]

I thought Evangelists were salesmen who drove E-vans :-

https://www.nissan.co.uk/vehicles/new-vehicles/e-nv200.html

Hans.

[gulliver1]

Gness, I have a Spanish friend named JESUS , which is quite a well used name in Spain, pronounced a little different, but I always chuckle when the little skpe box appears at the bottom of my screen saying Jesus is on line.

[NoMercy]

There are actually not that many people in Spain called Jesus. It's more common in Central and South America.

[EDDIE51]

Only in the USA could he get away with it. Look at the Christian Scientists , a 'church' where all you need to get to the top and buy everlasting life is $millions that you are stupid enough to donate.

[gulliver1]

Jesus, IS a common name in Spain.

[gness]

That would have me chuckling too, Gulliver.... :-)

[NoMercy]

Jesus is NOT a common name in Spain. I didn't come across one Jesus in the 4.5 years I lived there.