Sallas Lady trades people.

[logic]

If i was a builder and wanted some scaffolding erecting,
Or ieven if I merely wanted a T/V ariel, would a female company give me a good erection, ?

[legendisgod.]

doubt it loggy

[Bbbananas]

logic logic logic.... you're just trying to see how far I will go today aren't you?

If a man is able to get it up, I don't see why a woman shouldn't be able to - she may employ a slightly different method of doing so - but so long as the erection has a satisfactory conclusion - does it really matter?

[rinkins]

PMSL salla you bite every time LOL

[logic]

no, somebody has to do it.

[logic]

iv'e got tears running darn me effin face again,

[Bbbananas]

I wouldn't be very good at it, because I don't like heights.
However, if the erection were not to take place on the roof - I could pretty much guarantee doing a good job. :-)

[rinkins]

I can't see me screen for tears..

How do you do it salla?

The funnies that is....not the erections....oh dear....

[logic]

actually and this IS TRUE,
when I was a truck driver in the eighties, I saw a van as I was approaching Southend with a sign advertising television ariels, and it guarranteed satisfaction with every errection,
Maybe there is someone on here from Southend that can back me up on that.

[funnygirl]

You dirty young man!!!!

[logic]

who are you calling young,?

[leggemessiah]

filth



filth


ive had it up to here she said.



welll said he


if you want it any further




itll be time and a half love : o)

[Bbbananas]

that's even more risque than my Lady Gardeners who want to professionally trim your bush...

[logic]

ah, but the helmet was better.

[Bbbananas]

Yes logic - but I think you were the only one to pick up on that one. Thankfully - cos that was almost a bannable offence! It was, even for me, a bit 'near the knuckle'....

[logic]

yes it was brill.

[rinkins]

Cohen TV Aerials Ltd

CTVA.co.uk

I can't believe it! LOL

[rinkins]

Missed the helmet one :-(

[logic]

Hey rinkins that's brill, i'm glad you found that,
Well it did work, cos I remembered it after all this time.

[logic]

http://www.ctva.co.uk/

[Bbbananas]

rinkins - I shouldn't draw attention to this, but it was logic's thread entitled "do policewomen ever get a bobby's helmet.." Yesterday, around lunchtime. I think I was eating a profiterole at the time....

Pure class - just in the title itself