do you fit this description

[slinky.kate]

between 5ft.8ins/6ft.nice muscular body,good looking ,tanned skin,not bald,nice teeth,have a good job,pleny of money,if so i would like to hear from you???

[sandyRoe]

I'm 5'10". But fat, ugly, ashen complexion, bald as a coot, dentures, out of work, and not a lot of dosh.
Would you like my e-mail address?

[slinky.kate]

you've got to be kidding me'

[sandyRoe]

Yes. I was.

[Mamyalynne]

Think you've pulled there Kate.

[sara3]

male or female?

[missnemesis]

Erm...Nope

[craft1948]

Sorry my ex bit on the side fits the description but unfortunately he's 6'3"....

[mike11111]

I fit sandyRoe's description to a T, except that I'm a multi-millionnaire. Any room for negotiation?

[sandyRoe]

But on the credit side I have a heart of gold, DLA and Incapacity Benefits and a car on Mobility....

[NOX]

6ft, reasonable body, NOT tanned, got hair ( in some places I rather wouldn't have it), reasonable teeth and enough money but why would I want to go out with anyone any of that was important to? Eh? Eh?
The man of your dreams could be an unemployed dwarf whose bald and has dentures- go for personality love.

[sandyRoe]

You're not wrong Nox. She should give me a chance

[cazzz1975]

you would have to have the female equivalent of that list to attract that..

[NOX]

I'm personally not bothered what women look like generally- if they're stunning and high maintenence they can fork orf- i'd much rather have someone with personality and talent.

[snags]

What kind of talents are we talking about?

[ChuckFickens]

Sorry, far too tall!

[NOX]

lol @snags.

Seriously, any sort of talent be that being artistic, clever,etc. All I really want from a partner is that she is kind, intelligent, reasonable and not a b1tch either to me or other people.

[TTG]

slinky.kate are you natural in looks and not materialistic? If yes to both, you will have plenty of offers (not sure if they will fit your criteria though!)