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milly143 | 17:55 Wed 03rd Aug 2005 | How it Works
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How do they work then?? Someone tell me because I really don't get it.
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Our minds work pretty much the same as ladies minds. However, we have engaged parking distances, common sense, fiscal safety, the "off-side" rule and basic DIY skills a lot better than them.

Wardminter (divorced and a bit lonely)

Er, scuse me Ward-Minter, I am an excellent parker & much better than some of the men I've watched! I am also a good DIY'er!

So there - ;o]:

DIY

How can you possibly not understand mens' minds?


sex, sex, sex, sex, beer.

That's about it.

I think the American humorist Dave Barry summarized it best: 

Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"

And then, there is silence in the car.

To Martha, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Fred is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

 And Martha is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily towards, I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Fred is thinking: ...so that means it was...let's see...February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means...lemme check the odometer...Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.

sperm-embryo-toddler-adolescent-sperm-sperm-sex-sex-beer-beer-grave

Tee hee!

Men's-Brains

Milly I don't get them either, but I have to give ezapf ''' even though it's not my privilege. Sorry :0)

They don't work - there's nothing inside.

 

That was a joke.

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It's amazing! So many men on this planet, yet such little intelligence. ;-)

Don't worry kaktus, I always forget to *** people so go for it!

arse, tits, f@nny

I quite liked "If God wanted to give women brains, he would have given them a willy to keep them in"

(which just about gets away with it by stabbing at both sides)

smudges DIY kit!  

This link gives the equivalent view on the minds of women.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Question911 65.html

I have three main aims in life:

i. getting drunk

ii. having sex

iii. making money

I expend vast amounts of mental energy and sweat blood in pursuit of all these goals in roughly equal measure.

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In that order Andy? Isn't that illegal!?!?!?! ;-)
lol

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