Today's Little Mishap...

[gness]

I was carrying, minus the handle, a newly charged Ewbank Power Sweeper up stairs......clutching it to my chest......

My hand hit the on button and the blasted thing burst into life.....

Before I could react most of the front of my tee shirt was whirling around the roller brush and the Ewbank was vibrating under my chin.....

It's going to take ages to cut the tee shirt out of the Ewbank....but it's done wonders for the neck wrinkles.....☺

[jim360]

Must be good to see some wrinkles go... makes you look not a day under 61 now...

[Buenchico]

>>>Before I could react most of the front of my tee shirt was whirling around the roller brush and the Ewbank was vibrating under my chin.....

That's an interesting fetish you've got there, Gness ;-)

[jennyjoan]

You could have been more injured never mind the wrinkles.

[MargoTester]

Gness - thanks for sharing that it's given my a real fit of the giggles :-) seriously though I do hope you weren't hurt.

[Tilly2]

I bet your chest area has undergone some changes too.

[gness]

Thin ice, Jim...thin ice.....☻

Chris.....I thought we agreed to keep my fetishes between ourselves... :-(

Conne....unusually I was wearing a bra.....otherwise I dread to think of the injury that may have occurred......x

[2sp_]

You may have struck on a new form of non-surgical face, neck and boob lift, gness...

Next step, Dragon's Den.

[gness]

Not injured....just very surprised when the thing charged up my chest...

Thankfully the electrician had just left.......wasn't my most glamorous look....x

[Tilly2]

Snap, gness!

[gness]

Blimey, 2sp.....would have been a fantastic boob lift.....add a couple of tassels with all that vibrating.....X Factor here I come......☺

[Buenchico]

>>>I thought we agreed to keep my fetishes between ourselves

it was only the one with the cheese grater, the melon and the centrefold from Pig Farming Weekly that I promised not to mention, Gness. (Oops!)
;-)

[gness]

Fair dos, Chris.....and I won't mention the Pot Noodle and the feather duster...... ☺

[ummmm]

What's a power sweeper? I know it must sweep something but I've never heard of one.

[gness]

You remember Ewbank sweepers, Ummmm...well this is smaller with a rechargeable battery.....for when you don't want to haul the vacuum up to your sewing room......

[Buenchico]

>>>What's a power sweeper?

They seem to have been discontinued on Amazon, Ummmm - possibly because they kept eating the clothing of certain users!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ewbank-Power-Rechargeable-Cordless-Sweeper/dp/B003LXR4F2

[ummmm]

Ahhhhh....I didn't know they were called that. We used to have one for our (holiday) caravan.

[gness]

Similar to that, Chris.....mine was about a fiver in our Argos warehouse.... where they sell discontinued....and dangerous items...to me....☺

[Fusion5]

lol lol you do make me laugh Gness. It's a good job you had a bra on, imagine turning up at A&E with the sweeper attached to your boobarubies.

[gness]

Do you know, Fusion....that occurred to me too when I tried to get my top out of the brush......my blood ran cold....they know me there..... :-(

[Psybbo]

That conjures up so many images, lol