throwing cake in a bin

[answerbag]

what's the fascination with cake?

[KlownMonger]

Only fatties have fascination with cakes,pies,pizzas ice cream etc

[el-knobbio]

Don't forget the yummy skrummy chocolate noknose hugs and kisses and biscuits ohhhh yum yum huggy huggy xxxxxxxxxxx kissy kissy xxxxxxxxxxx

[KlownMonger]

Ive noticed you still havent phoned me knobby



scared?

[answerbag]

what number klown?

[el-knobbio]

new number 07988412549

CHICKEN SHlT

[cazzz1975]

were'nt you supposed to be phoning knobby klown?

[dot.haukes]

go on klown ring knobby, he's so charming you'll be surprised

[KlownMonger]

Funnily enough i was going to phone you last weekend then i remembered i dont like the police kicking down my front door at 5 in the morning FCKING GRASS!

[dot.haukes]

why would the police kick your door in klown? are you fantasising ?

[KlownMonger]

If phone him hell be on the blower crying to plod that im harrassing/abusing/stalking and id probably get nicked,hardly a fantasy dot!

[el-knobbio]

Well I can assure you that I wont be with this diseasead ridden piece of crap dot

[dot.haukes]

lol only if you harrass abuse or stalk him! try just saying hello, go on a dares yer

[ummmm]

I double dare you....

[tonyav]

hey dot, have you changed that rear wiper blade yet ?.

[KlownMonger]

how can i talk to him,i can barely say his name without breaking out in sweats and shakes as the furious rage from hell and thats when purple mist descends and envelopes me.
my psychiatrist says when i have my purple haze moments i should have no human contact as im deemed to dangerous.

[cazzz1975]

I think your scared klown

[ummmm]

Chicken.

[craft1948]

I've had days like that Klown.........don't worry.

[KlownMonger]

your funny craft happy birthday btw!

cazzz,ummm chicken? scared? How old are you 8? LOL! how can you be scared to call a number,whats he going to do jump out of the mouthpiece?

Im taller,younger,stronger and a helluva lot more muscular then that dwarfy windbag so please let me assure you that i could handle 3knobbys and 2leggys very easily add to that fact that im schitzophrenic and ex convict and an ex squaddie then you'll see that the only fear that id feel is the fear of going to far and permanently disabling our y-front wearing friend when im just playing with him.

[cazzz1975]

phone him then klown...what are you waiting for...