I just called in on the offchance

[afcjan]

hello everyone, not got much to say just wanted to drop in as not been here for ages and ages and say hello and hope you all have a brilliant weekend.

if I wanted a rant about something it would be about men who seem to promise you so much and then drop u like a ton of bricks, but Im over that, so not worth mentioning.

have fun in the sun (or rain - which is most likely)

[Ankou]

if i wanted to rant it would be about women who mention something and then say its not worth mentioning.

[rinkins]

Hi Jan! Nice to see you again!

I'm not in the mood for a rant today but it seems a lot of people are. Though I am getting peed off witha fly that keeps trying to get in my coffee. Either that or I smell of cow dung LOL

[afcjan]

hi guys, hope that fly can swim rinkins or else u may have to perform the kiss of life.

Im just bored today everything is cool really, just hungry and tired, so Ankou u sound like an understanding guy (I assume) thankx ha ha xxx

[rinkins]

Urgh lovely! I daresay I'll end up knocking the cup over before I get the fly! LOL

[afcjan]

ha ha in that case u can become a member of my exclusive club, I am always doing things like that......

[ummmm]

I would also rant about women. The ones that tell lies and if they don't get their own way they bang their heads on the wall.

[rinkins]

At least it's not just me then LOL

[Ankou]

well i would probably tell you that i am a nice intelligent attracttive wealthy understanding generous and compassionate man. but its not worth mentioning.

[Lore]

I think I'm already a member afc. :)

[afcjan]

he he Ankou, love it.......
but do u knock cups of tea over, if u did u would be perfect

[rinkins]

I was clearing up after dinner once and armed with plates and cutlery declared I was going to just pop them in the slow cooker. Does that count?

[afcjan]

ohh yes rinkins, that you will give u gold star membership

[rinkins]

Fabulous!

[afcjan]

ha ha, u lot r cheering me up today thank you xxxxx

[Jan1957]

Hi Jan, hope you're ok. I'm already a member of that club too. I was wiping out a frying pan the other day with kitchen towel the put the pan in the bin and the left the kitchen towel on the side. Unfortunately hubby was watching and couldn't stop taking the pee all day!

[rinkins]

And I'm only 29! LOL I'm always doing stupid stuff. Haven't left my mobile in the fridge yet though

[rinkins]

Can't believe I just said "only" :-s

[Jan1957]

If I was 29 I would be saying "only" a lot. Wishful thinking!

[rinkins]

I do make a point of referring to myself as still in my twenties!! Not for much longer though LOL

[mccfluff]

i left my keys in the breadbin on weds, thank god OH was nearby to let me in!