Wedding Invitation Options...

[pixie373]

We received a Wedding invitation, which came with san RSVP postcard. The only two options to tick were-

- Would like to accept with pleasure
- Must decline, with regret.

which i think, shows a distinct lack of imagination.

how about -
- Might do, if no better offers come along
-Nah. Hate weddings. They never last.
- OK, but i think you're making a mistake
- Better not. Slept with the groom last Friday.

Any suggestions for future events?

[murraymints]

lol..only if decent booze is served

[pixie373]

Good one - and free!

[Bazile]

So pixie - which one on your list did you annotate the card with , before returning ?

[murraymints]

mais oui..mange tout !

[boxtops]

...LOL, what about "must decline with pleasure (I didn't want an invite, anyway" ?

[pixie373]

OH has spoilt my fun by ringing and just saying yes. But there may be future chances...:-)

[jennyjoan]

Last wedding on 1 February last

Dog Minder - 2 days = £70
Wedding Present = £150
OutFit = £80
Drink Money = £100 - didn't spend it all though

£400 - that was free wasn't it. Don't think so.

Now have to think of the next wedding 13 Sept this year too. God I loathe them (weddings). BTW - only went to these weddings for my lovely friend who has been battling cancer for 5 years. JJCon

[Tilly2]

Yes, we'll be there but please don't sit me next to...........at the reception. Ta.

[pixie373]

Lol. That did occur to me, boxy. To answer bazile properly - i would have chosen the first one.

[murraymints]

or ..no thanks ..got better things to do with my dosh than buy you a present, new outfit and expensive venue bar...

[boxtops]

Ah conne, it's all about money again..... why spend £150 on a wedding present, though? We limit all our wedding gifts to £50 these days, then everyone gets the same value.

[pixie373]

Yes-
- not next to the bride's drunk uncle please.
- I'll come. But you're not getting a present. And I'm bringing the dogs!

[murraymints]

and if anyone starts singing ..I will survive.....

[jennyjoan]

It is all about money these weddings - wouldn't dream of giving anybody £50 - have just sent my nephew whom I don't know by the way and won't be going - long story. He is getting married in May in Scotland. Received a lovely call/thanks from him last night on voice mail. I do love to get thanked.

[Peaspeculiars]

I'll come, but the chocolate fountain is mine, all mine!

[murraymints]

you sent him £50 conne ? i''ll phone too !..know what you mean..x

[jennyjoan]

Just want to say - speeches at that last wedding from the young groom himself lasted one hour not to mention others - OMG - I couldn't hear one word so I was on the verge of collapsing. His uncle and aunt 70 years old went to bed after the speeches and never returned. I do think they weren't well - but as sure as hell after those speeches they were even more ill. The uncle kept complaining to me that his ass was sore. LOL

[murraymints]

and you can clean it too tilly ! lol..

[pixie373]

Chocolate fountain? Well, you go to better weddings than me!

[murraymints]

peas even.....sorry..