I'm going to Sue Tesco

[milly143]

I bought a baguette and it was so hard that the knife slipped and I sliced my thumb open. Not only was it quite painful but it made reading my paper at lunch noticebly more difficult. I will also mention in my complaint that they had run out of the CD I wanted so I had nothing to cheer myself up following my affliction. How much do you reckon I'll get?

I think I'll also sue my bosses for proving Sugar knives that can't cut through bread.

Anyone else I should add to the list?

[cupid04]

Are you American?

[squarebear]

Why not sue yourself for cutting your thumb with a knife?

[society]

Sorry to hear of your thumb-slicing accident. Hope it heal soon.

"Not only was it quite painful but it made reading my paper at lunch noticebly more difficult."

Do you also see with your thumbs? :-)

[mccfluff]

"proving Sugar knives "

ok...step away from the wine

[pa___ul3]

sue the newspaper for discrimination by not making their papers 'people-with-cut-finger' friendly

[daffy654]

Or you could take responsibility for your own clumsiness instead.

[NazNomad]

Pixi, don't tell anyone, but I also had to read it twice.

[milly143]

Yeah, I like your style Pixi. The sharp edges could seriously have worsened my condition if I hadn't taken extreme care.

I think the guy in the office next door is on the list too. I went to ask him for a plaster and he never once asked if I was allergic to plasters. For all he knows I'm comatosed on the floor right now.

[pa___ul3]

ah pixi, I'm going to sue you for not giving me time to get that joke in first

[snags]

A floppy baguette is of no use to anyone...

[milly143]

Respons.... what? I think the blood loss is making my eye sight go funny.

[craft1948]

After reading this I'm now traumatised...............who do I sue?

[milly143]

Oh, except the guy next door probably just saw me taking the bin out so he probably knows I'm not in a coma.

[daffy654]

Oh gawd, don't mention funny eyesight to me, I just got back from the opticians, he told me I need stronger reading glasses as my vision is getting worse due to my age...i'm hardly ancient at 42 years old :(

[milly143]

Not me! You can sue Tesco too. This is all their fault after all.

[jomifl]

why would you ask for a plaster if you are allergic to them?