FAO No Mercy

[bobjugs12]

I just wanted to say I think you are fine and stuff.

XXX

[Bbbananas]

Is there a romance going on 'ere then?

Aahhhhh...... Everybody say Aahhhh.....

[supersuezy24]

I think so..

[Bbbananas]

Aaahhhh...........

[bobjugs12]

No romance, I just wanted to try and express my feelings with music and poetry (I failed though)

[Sqad]

Nurse....vomit bowl......quick.

[4getmenot]

oooh an AB wedding

http://image52.websho...00313940oYupfd_ph.jpg

[Davethedog]

That thread was wiped, wasn't it

By the by Bob have you got anymore "bait" out there saw the any key one.

[berniecuddles]

WHO?? IS

[Bbbananas]

I knew I wouldn't get an 'aahhhh' from you sqad.... More likely an 'arrrrgggghhh'.

bless ya x

[Sqad]

Nurse....vomit bowl......quick.

[Sqad]

Ive buggered a very clever reply up......forget it.

[bobjugs12]

Sqad, I want you to be my best-man at the first ever AB wedding

[Sqad]

bob....rest assured..........I am the best man.

I thought in a previous thread you wanted me to be your father.

[Bbbananas]

I did wonder sqadlet............ ;-)

I shall be the Maid of Honour..... I am fair maiden and very honourable.

[bobjugs12]

Can you not be both Sqad? I though you were the love doctor, the surgeon of seduction etc etc, surely you can figure out a way to be both my bezzer and my old man

[Sqad]

Bob...a tip from sqad ....these women, salla& NoM etc, need special and expert care....the expertise of which I have and am willing to give to you. Half a bitter, packet of cheese and onion will not do here and a quick yank of their knickers is to be abhorred, these "class chicks" need tenderness and care and need to be valued and cherished.
Do not hesitate for advice, but please not on the "*** heap" of Relationship and Dating.

[bobjugs12]

Ok dad, thanks :D

[yogi-bear]

Bob,

Piece of advice, my good man.....give up boozin' a little....NoM will not be impressed with brewers droop :0(

[bobjugs12]

Cheers yogi, thats a good bit of advice

[ummmm]

Bob....I've already been AB married...