works kitchen/ brew room area? Have you got a microwave & do you use it & clean up after? I've spent the latter part of today blitzing all the works microwaves! How do people let them get so bad?
Since relocating to my new place of work I've been methodically cleaning bits here & there when I've had some spare time to myself. Kitchen areas in the workplace can be mucky!!
I suppose it would depend on the way you fell down croft - people might catch a glimpse and you're right sachs peris are special (no wise cracks please)