My

[Big-Head]

Computers memory is so much bigger than yours I have 5 terabytes to play with as you mere mortals on here only have have 620 gigs maximum

[funnygirl]

Don't you get fed up with boasting?????

[Big-Head]

No

[barry1010]

Your brain capacity is so much smaller.
That is not computer memory, that is hard drive storage.

[tamborine]

Room there for my stuff - am coming over!

[Big-Head]

Yes I know this and that is what I was talking about.

I could not possibly tell you the size of my hard drive as you mere mortals would just explode into a pile of carbon dust and water with shock.

[Big-Head]

You are welcome anytime tambo

[whifffey]

Settee tonight again?

[craft1948]

yes whifffey but it's a bloody big settee......

[Big-Head]

Much bigger than any settee light dish than you have ever seen

[whifffey]

Is there a special cushion for your belly?

[mrs.chappie]

That's no way to speak to craft.

[craft1948]

tell him mrs c..........bloody cheek........

[cazzz1975]

I think knobby is prudentia for realsies

[craft1948]

cazzz..........you mean knobby waxes?

[sara3]

Big-Head, how big is your nose?

[Big-Head]

Does he wain as well?

[cazzz1975]

yes, possibly a blue rinse as well

[whifffey]

Is this poster knobby? Surely not, can't be, because he was still at Biggin Hill when I left. Huge bald head, shades, tattoes, huge bling necklace, Status Quo t-shirt, visible faeces stain down the back of his below-knee shorts, open-toed sandals, a huge pendlous belly, a can of Fosters, and he grunted "chiz mate" as I passed.

[Big-Head]

No that was lungy

[whifffey]

Maybe so, but the faeces were yours.