ex girlfriends dad

[dilf]

he went out to work one night and came back 20 minutes later to collect his bait which he had forgot, instead of using the key he decided to open the letter box and shout for his daughter to open the door. his daughter however was performing a act of horatio on her exceedingl;y handsome boyfriend right in front of his eyes. its one of those moments that make you sit up and squirm.
i met the man again for the first time since last week. he still hates me.i now have a daughter her age and i understand.
how shall i be punished

[snagged]

I bet you needed a fag after that eh?!

[ummmm]

hmmmmm.....I'll punish you dilf.

I will come back with how after I have searched through all the S&M sites on the internet.....

[-Zorro-]

castration

[ummmm]

I wasn't going to be so harsh as zorro but.................

[dilf]

do i really have to give up for the rest of my life.

whats the flickin point

ummm come back here for a re-enactment- its something i suppose

[dilf]

king hell zorro - i was thinking maybe a chinese burn or summat

[-Zorro-]

dilf....you cant smoke outside your own house from 1 July so its for the best

[Katie~77]

My Dad would have killed you!!!lol.x

[Goodsoulette]

My dad would have said nothing. Dont think he would have spoken to me from embarrassment for a few weeks but he would have said nowt.

[dilf]

believe you me kate i was jumping fences. and using the still proud pride and joy as a guide to show me which way to run. at 16 it would stay attention like for days on end and i struggled to hide the ****** whilst legging it for my life.

[raysparx1]

well dilf, if nothing else, don't look through the letter box,

[ummmm]

dilf....come here to me xxxx

[dilf]

i will catch the little bas trad ray iim a fit and healthy none smoker

goodsoulette - katie i wouldnt think that you two would put yourselves in that position . goes to show you never can tell eh

[Katie~77]

I wouldn't! I'm a good girl ;-)

[dilf]

right you lot outside and take turns looking through the letter box

[raysparx1]

Glad I never had daughters dilf I would do what you would, I would pull his bl00dy head off, real worry aren't they.

[dilf]

you sit on the stairs then katie and watch what a bad girl does.

[Pippa68]

Horatio...lmao!!!!!!

Mr P was once caught by his ex girlfriends mum. She was sitting on his face..apparently all he could think of at the time was ''she saw my nob''!!

He had to marry the girlfriend as he had defiled her.

Think yourself lucky, dilf..and move on ;o)

[steviep165]

did you not tip the old man a sly wink before you legged it dilf?

[dilf]

ha ha my youngest walked into the bedroom when he was 18 mths and caught me performing cumulo nimbus on mrs dilf . he shouted ha ha look where dads sleeping