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The venue is a small community centre. Couldn't have it anywhere with a bar, as apparently that's 'against the rule', hence choosing somewhere without one.
They have a kettle, and a "small" fridge, but nothing else.
I didn't even want to go to the funeral (sorry if that makes me sound awful), but now I've been roped in to providing the *** catering, yet I feel way out of my depth :-(