I'm Gonna Sue The Pants Off Them

[Bazile]

Found a piece of apple stem in my apple pie last night .

What the best way to go about it ?

What have you found in your food , in the past ?

[hc4361]

I found a cigar wrapper in my lasagne at a pub once. First and last time I ate lasagne and went to that pub.

[Cloverjo]

I found a dead mouse in a bag of potatoes. At least, I think it was. There was a terrible smell in the cupboard and I felt something very non-potato like through the plastic bag. I chucked it all in the bin without looking.

[maggiebee]

Many moons ago when they used wooden breadboards I found a piece of wood in a Forfar bridie.

[hc4361]

Cloverjo, rotting potatoes have the most appalling smell. It just takes one to stink the whole house out.

I have no idea what a Forfar bridie is

[Jackdaw33]

I once found some meat in a Gregg's pastie. I got a full refund.

[Mamyalynne]

It's a Pastie hc.


I found a piece of blue plastic from the bag yeast comes in baked into a loaf - got a decent voucher as recompense.

[Bazile]

Speaking of pasties .
What's going to happen to cornish pasties when we leave the EU ?

Will all and sundry be able to make anything remotely resembling the item and call it a cornish pastie ?

[Jackdaw33]

Never mid the Cornish pasties, what about Scotch eggs?

[Sipowicz]

....and Welsh rarebit..........and a full English!

[Tilly2]

....and what about Stilton Cheese and Melton Mowbray pork pies?

[Bazile]

Don't worry yourself about Scotch eggs .

That nice young lady , Nicola Sturgeon , will be negotiating a deal to protect said item

[tiggerblue10]

Years ago my dad found a load of cockroaches in a sweet bread product from a Turkish deli.

I've found various unwanted things in food but the one the stands out was a caterpillar in a bag of monkey nuts. Wouldn't have bothered me if it weren't for the fact that I have a phobia of worm-like creatures.

[jno]

I think that's the idea, Bazile. But the British will be so busy making English champagne and English Parma ham that nobody will notice.

[tiggerblue10]

Will puddings still be Yorkshire or will they just be puddings?

[gness]

Apple stem!!! Pah! You wuss......you wait til you're sitting in the dark having a supper of a well known breakfast biscuit thing with warm milk and find yourself chewing on the skull of a mouse!....x

[DTCwordfan]

a burnt match in a sausage.

[DTCwordfan]

a live cockroach, caught under a wine glass, in Poons, the one off Covent Garden.

[ummmm]

I opened a coconut and it was full of maggots.

[gness]

Ummmm...my sister mocked me for halving mushrooms til I told her about the mushroom full of maggots I found.....x

[Peter Pedant]

// Will all and sundry be able to make anything remotely resembling the item and call it a cornish pastie ?//

the men in Brussels have already done that
Darzet Cornish pasties mun be called Tiddy-oggies aarrrr they be!

and Buh-zeel found a bit of apple in an apple pie and wants a prize for it ?

99% of allegations for food adulteration are fraudulent which I read AFTER I took a hazelnut shaped pebble along with the remaining hazelnuts into the local ... X
I was doing pork with hazelnuts and crema
I thought it would take out a filling ( oo!)

The production was that hazelnuts are filtered thro hazelnut sized filter ( after presumably a much smaller one for the small crap ) and so it had got thro....

The risk of being accused of fraud far outweighed the cost of the bag of hazelnuts ( 3/6) - and today I would have - - swallowed it !
Kinda dont do pork chop with hazelnuts now