Duh !!!

[NoMercy]

Had to go to the hospital with my friend today. As we waited in the corridor outside A&E, another trolley was wheeled in and placed directly opposite my friend. The guy on the trolley looks at Phil and says, "Cor blimey, you're tall aint ya?" Phil replies, "I'm five foot twenty."
The bloke thinks for a mo and says, "Wow, I would have said you were at lease six foot."

Do you know anyone who's a wee bit slow ???

[Postdog]

Slow!! on him you'd need a calendar to do a time and motion study.....

[sn�gs]

Was the guy opposite in for a brain transplant?

[NoMercy]

Oh Postdog, I don't know how Phil managed to keep a straight face - I was in stitches !!!

[whifffey]

Five foot twenty is stupid, it's just six foot six.

[NoMercy]

Snags - he could easily have been the world's only living brain donor !!!

[NoMercy]

Put some new batteries in your calculator, whiffey.

[cazzz1975]

how tall is your friend nomercy? (out of interest!)

[tiggerblue10]

I'm a bit slow but thats nothing new.

[NoMercy]

Hey Tiggs ! How are you? xx

[cazzz1975]

aww he was probably ill, must be to be in A&E

[tiggerblue10]

I'm fine thank you NM, hows you? xxx

[NoMercy]

I'm running on empty here, due to being down the hospital all afternoon with nowt to eat or drink, but apart from that, I'm really good, thanks. Just scoffing some grapefruit. x

[tiggerblue10]

Awww NM, why did you go to A&E for? I hope its nothing serious! x

[NoMercy]

Exacerbation of COPD. That's Phil's condition. Anyway, he's had some IV steroids and he's slowly improving. xx

[tiggerblue10]

Oh sorry to hear that NM. x