Need to have a rant?

[Psychick]

Why do they call all the low points the joys of pregnancy anyway?

If you feel the need to let it all go and get something off your chest, join in and rant away! All of us expectant mums and those who have been there, done that and got the stretch marks to prove it, know what its like and fully understand. So, no matter how trivial something seems, talk about it and hopefully you will feel better :)

(Failing that, we can send natalie for cream cakes later ;) )

[redcrx]

im not married either and we still dont 'live together' as such! Must get that sorted soon otherwise i wont know which hospital to go to when i go into labout lol

dont ya just love that dress! i almost wet myself too when i saw it, i just love the way it accentuates the bump and the linea negra!

talking of which, anyone got one yet? Im sure my line was visable early on with Matthew and yet i havnt got one yet

[4getmenot]

Ok and a big choc bar for redcrx

[natalie_1982]

Ow, I just laughed so much my belly hurts now. I love that dress! ROFL

4get, have a really big vodka with full fat coke and ice, and drink it for me...... or an entire bottle of red :-)

Psy, getting out of "bed" is not that bad really I just have to roll onto all fours and then crawl onto the landing, grip the bannister and lever myself up - see! Easy peasy! LOL.
Only joking, it's not that bad at all - it's a decent mattress (we only got the bed about a month ago) so I am sleeping just as well as I would be if I was in a real bed.

WP you saucy mare... not married eh? Well tut tut tut.... and as for you Psychick.... *tuts even louder*

[Psychick]

lmao 4get! I hope your sister gives you a good smack round the chops for that one!

My midwife commented that my line was nearly complete whe I see her last red. Me being me had to ask waht that meant though lol I never knew there would be a start and finish to it, I just thought it appeared!

[warpig3]

Pyschick, I could arrange for her to come online when she is over!

As for the clothes, I dont care any more, my maternity trousers have never fitted, my tops ride up and I let them, they are covered in food stains, I cant button my coat (refuse to buy new one to accommodate bump) so just leave the middle two buttons open, actually I look a bit of a disgrace really and I still dont care.

[4getmenot]

or?? or?? I'll have a bottle of red too :-)

[warpig3]

Just you wait 4get, just you wait! Oh how we will laugh when it your turn!

Linea nigra, I do have one but its barely visible, I didn't realise it had and end either.

[4getmenot]

by then you'll be moaning about your stretchmarks and saggy boobs you wont have time :-)

[Psychick]

I bought myself a cheap coat to get me through back in December. First time I wore I split the zip!

[Psychick]

4get, Ive been moaning about them for the past 6 years! lol

[natalie_1982]

Ok "and". AND a bottle of red.
You will have the mother of all hangovers but it will be so worth it :-)

WP, I thought I was being pretty savvy and near the beginning of the pregnancy I bought a cheapy jacket from primark for when the bump arrived, one of those short jacket / cape type things with two double buttons near the top (thus leaving the bottom gaping). I thought this would accommodate my bump but all it dos is make look like a superhero wannabe in a Batman cape. I pend half of my dad walking round with my hand clasped to my hip in an effort to keep my trousers up and great big granny knickers displayed at the back. My fella must be so proud to have a catch like me :-)

[warpig3]

LOL 4get, too true! I reckon by the end of this I will be able to tuck my boobs into my apple catchers!

[Ice.Maiden]

Just seen the pic, and howled with laughter at you lovely ladies. You get those rants off your chests, and hope you all have a nice day. I'm going out for a ride. xx

[warpig3]

Nat, I did consider on of those coats too but a good friend informed me that they really only looked good if you have an Audrey Hepburn-esque figure, I guess she was right!

[natalie_1982]

Oh and I don't "pend half of my dad", I "spend half of my day"...... oh dear oh dear....

[natalie_1982]

Your friend was right, particularly as I was fairly heavy up top prior to pregnancy anyway. It aint a good look.

[redcrx]

get some dungers ladies! you dont have to worry about them falling down then!

4get..............................shut up about the drink!!!!! xxx

[Psychick]

I just want to thank you ladies for the laughs, it certainly did the trick and I for one feel a lot better :)

Well done red for thinking of this thread (even if you couldnt be bothered to start it yourself :p lol)

Its now way past my nap time so its only going to be a quickie therefore no doubt I will be back here later whinging Ive not had a long enough nap and still really tired!

Back later :)

[4getmenot]

Mmmmmm chocolate

[redcrx]

nap time? lightweight!