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mrs_overall | 11:06 Mon 14th Jan 2013 | ChatterBank
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When Mr O was in hospital in December he made friends with a fellow patient. They both have out-patients appointments today at the same time and Mr O has set off, bearing a seaside related gift for his new friend.
This poor unfortunate man had his penis amputated, and thinking about it, a stick of Whitby rock may not have been such a good idea as a gift.
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Avatar Image anneasquith
oh ah :(
11:09 Mon 14th Jan 2013
Avatar Image jno
maybe a tub of plasticine would have been more thoughtful
11:12 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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at least it wasn't a stick of Littlehampton rock
11:13 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Wot, penis amputated !, mmmmm yes it may be slightly inappropriate mrs o.
11:14 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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maybe a strap on would of been more helpful
11:14 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Or a sausage !
11:16 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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that would certainly have attracted lesbians, fluffy (I've seen the way their eyes light up on t'internet), but maybe that's not what he wants
11:16 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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What was wrong with him?
11:18 Mon 14th Jan 2013
Avatar Image JaneDoe2
They do rock shaped as willies in that sweet shop opposite The Dolphin in Whitby
11:18 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Would that be a strapadicktome fluffy.
11:18 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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oooooooh, mrs_0......mine's twinging at the thought.

Maybe Donny and Marie tickets?....take 'em before she gets back!! arrgghhhhhh! Nightmare on Bear street!


Gotta go to work...play some tunes. Have a great day Mrs_O and all xx
11:20 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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you too yogi xx
11:21 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Thanks, i will, Mrs_O.... for you the new Bowie track, with all my love. Get well, missus xx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWtsV50_-p4
11:27 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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O my goodness - poor man! What was the reason, or maybe best not to ask! Glad it wasn't one of your de-capitated seagulls - now that really WOULD have been inappropriate haha !
How are you Mrs O? Are you eating better yet?
11:30 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Lucky he didn't take two gobstoppers as well ...
11:33 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Ann, the man had cancer.
I've just had a slice of cheese on toast so things are improving slowly. It is a shame we have no fancy dress parties to go to as I could go as Olive Oyl at the moment :-)

Good morning moped-boy xx
11:37 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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When do you have the staples removed? I'm sure OH's friend will appreciate the thought
11:42 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Morning sibs
I am waiting for the district nurse as we speak - half the staples are coming out today, yipee! xx
11:43 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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mrs o - by coincidence, I posted this not longer after yours:
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1207063.html
11:43 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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...groan....
11:44 Mon 14th Jan 2013

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