Just laughing at this one, "I cut the end off a packet of biscuits and promptly emptied the contents into the bin"any other abers done daft things lol!!!!
Yep, threw me knickers down the loo instead of into the linen basket and filled a hot water bottle with hot milk. Just recently found a block of cheese I had lost weeks ago in with the tea towels.
And it just goes on and on and on.................
Hang on theres more, "On getting out of bed and drying myself, i felt raised lumps on my bottom, i anxiously examined myself in a mirror,only to find that my new rubber bath mat was the culprit what a relief"!!!
I maintain that it's usually ladies that have 'senior moments' due to having to think about toomany things at the same time - or perhaps that's just an excuse!
Often ..I go upstairs and wonder what I went up there for .
I look for my normal glasses which are usually perched on my head then I wonder why I can't see properly because I'm wearing my reading glasses .I throw the potato peeler away with peelings .Costs me a fortune in potato peelers.I leave my shopping list on the table on a regular basis .I have often sprayed my underarms with hairspray and the other day I got in the bath with my knickers on ..
Just goes to show that us multitasking women have lots on our minds :))))