Ooopsie

[Barmaid]

I just finished a phone call which had made me really mad. I stood in the garden and used some errrrr "industrial" language.

A few minutes later my mobile rang and it was the person I had just been talking to. To his credit he was killing himself laughing. He said "next time you want to complain like that, make sure you've hung up first".........

[Barmaid]

Sorry, there was a question - when was the last time you did something of such monumental stupidity?

(Make me feel better!!!)

[redcrx]

hahaha.
nope, i dont think I have ever done anything that stupid ;)

[wolf63]

There is no verbal answer to that - but I am laughing. :-)

[ummmm]

Haha...sounds like the kind of thing I'd do :-)

[Barmaid]

lol Redcrx, you are meant to be making me feel better!!!

I should learn, I did something similar a few weeks back. Phoned my mum and my SIL answered the phone. She really is a pretentious muppet. She put mum on and I launched into a rant about the SIL. Long silence followed by mum saying "I'll just turn off speaker phone". For Funks Sake.

[Barmaid]

lmao Redhelen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How embarrassing!!! lol

[Barmaid]

lol so its just you and me who are daft - with ummmm falling in a close second!

[craft1948]

One of my very senior managers used to like really dirty jokes. He rang one day for some information and I launched into the latest joke not realising he was on speaker phone. At the end he said "I thought that was excellent, and luckily all the other board members are laughing".............

[Old_Geezer]

Go on, admit it was deliberate.

[Barmaid]

lol Craft.

OG - it certainly wasn't! I wasn't swearing about the person I was talking to, I was swearing about someone else - luckily he shares my views, but perhaps not quite so vociferously!

[237SJ]

I had a male friend who (when he used my bathroom) seemed to be in there for absolutely ages for no apparent reason. I emailed my friend and said that I always worried he was going through my used underwear in the laundry basket in there. Instead of emailing my friend, I accidently sent it to a horse riding stables in Mexico that I was planning on visiting. I was mortified.
My best friend texted her ex to say she still loved him and missed him but sent it to her husband by mistake.

[Barmaid]

lmao 237SJ, can you just imagine what the horse riding stables thought?!!!!!!!!!

[Barmaid]

lmao. If I worked in a shop, trust me I would be that woman?

I remember when I was waitressing saying to someone "who's is the tart?" which kinda came out as "whose the tart". Heck, I was 15 and I was busy and I was pissed with my boss.

[Barmaid]

And on Friday I managed the "i've got a dirty great crack...." comment - AGAIN For Funks Sake. OUt for lunch with a colleague and about 3 sips into my drink I realised the glass had a crack. I called the waiter over and said "I didn't notice until I had drank a bit but I've got a dirty great crack..." (meaning to finish with "in my glas"). I didn't get to finish the sentence before my extremely pervy colleague started to snigger like he was 15.