FAO sqad

[pericat]

I am going on a date tonight - how should I behave ?

[redman41]

Tell her to ravish the guy, Squad, once she gets him into back row of the Cinema ! :-)

[pericat]

Thank you redman I shall bear that in mind.

[pericat]

Ok cutting it fine here - leaving in half an hour - no wonder nobody asks you questions in this section

[Sachs]

peri ,
just to say, have a great night! Are you nervous? :0) xxx

[Sqad]

peri....OK you have the expert here. Don't go all the way first time....right? But he does need a little on account. I would suggest that you let him kiss you, perhaps with the lips slightly ajar and a hint of protrusion of the tongue. Breasts, nipples and dress are essential topics, that I will describe in Lecture 2.

P.S Get rid of those bloody leggings.

Good luck.

[pericat]

Very nervous sachs but at least I have the expert advising me now - I have thrown out all the leggings at your advice sqad and will be wearing a nice skirt or dress as befits the role of a proper woman .

[mallam]

Wow, sqad, you don't miss a thing, do you? Don't miss these, will you?
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Health-and-Fitness/Question811329.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Question811439.html

[Sachs]

I'm nervous for you! x
lol & sqad!

[pericat]

Sachs I barely know this guy - 30 or so ...... Years that's all

[mallam]

Quick, peri, retrieve those leggings and give them to me. Waste not, want not. They can't be worse than the ones they tried to make me wear in hospital. Quite a thrill, in fact.

[Sachs]

Ah really!! ;0)
have a lovely evening anyway! xxx

[pericat]

LOL mallam - must be about 10 pairs - I was attacked on here for wearing them the other day

[Sqad]

mallam....LOL the bottom line is, mallam is still here with us despite all our medical "cockups?"

You seem to have your bodily pharmacology well under control and well understood.

Sobriquet....;-) lovely word. Sqad is short for sqad617 which as you know was the Dambuster Squadron, highlighting my intense interest in World War 2 Bomber Command.

No, I have never been in H.M forces.

[mallam]

Are you sure it was you and not cheesefreek sqad was attacking? (If you call it that, after the I think French saying "This animal is vary vicious. When you attack it it defends itself!")

[Sqad]

Hi sachs.....I bet you don't wear leggings.

P.S I have been lead to believe that there was a Mr.peri..........??????

[mallam]

Well sqd. I would say you had today done and dusted!

[Sachs]

Evening sqad!
no leggings.

[Sqad]

sachs......I could guess ;-)

[mallam]

Er, wasn't Strephon Mr.peri?

[pericat]

Hiya sachs - I got very confused with the end of this thread. There is a mr peri . Sqad was bemoaning that he never got asked anything in this topic so voilà here I am. His advice was good though so I will be seeking further romantic advice from him