Right jason bourne wakes up one day on a boat surrounded by foreigners. lands in a strange country .doesnt know who he is or where hes from. well i am that man i landed in tenerife nearly 2 years ago. since then its come to my attention ( aided by the lovely Ms hawkes ) that i am infact a woman called chrissy from northamptonshire whos given birth to a son 20 years ago ouch me bum..also a 19 yearold girl from the south coast , with a large collection of handbags and high heeled shoes. Add to this the definite evidence im a woman of american birth living in the plymouth area too ( that was according to whiffy ,with definite evidence ) Of late ive also learned im cleversod and mr bean , and 3ightballs too !!!!( again according to whiffy .once again with definite evidence .) Now im wondering have i suffered severe memory loss or are these people a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic? Btw i heard , thougfh i have no definite proof , that whiffy was on the police team investigating the birmingham six , and the guildford four.So he knows what hes talking about.
yes Lucy. I have had this problem for a while also. Someone keeps insisting that I am someone else. Chance would be a fine thing, the person I am supposed to be is about 20 years younger than me....................
Perhaps I didn't make it clear. Legend has it in his head that I am a man and takes every opportunity to remind me and everyone else of this 'fact'. Maybe now he will stop after having a taste of it himself.
Your sex is of no consequence to me and of even less interest.
You however are a foul disgusting person and to tell someone who is suicidal to f@cking hurry up and jump or hang themselves as you're p1ssed off reading their posts shows exactly the sort of lowlife reprehensible person you are.
Man or woman there's no doubting you are pond life.
I don't speak for others kjc but I'm sure you could easily remedy the situation?
Though it appears that you revel in it.
Before this debate i hadn't even realised you were a user here.Seems that you enjoy the limelight.Though i may be wrong ?
Yes. He is more of an annoyance than anything else. He is clearly deranged. He has probably been out in the Spanish sun for too long. That's if that is indeed where he lives. He is probably really in Broadmoor. If he isn't, he should be.