Windy conundrum

[vicky_p]

My boyfriend and I have been together a few months and have now started living together. Things are pretty fine but there's one small irritation. I'm getting fed up having to leave the room every time I have a bit of wind. It's not something I do every five minutes, I hasten to add, and I'm all for respect, manners etc. But, my boyfriend thinks I'm some sort of princess and I'd hate to totally ruin his perception. So, do I keep holding my farts in or is it OK to let rip sometimes in one's own home?

[Hawkwalk]

get him to pull your finger then he can be part of the fun.

[ummmm]

Lift your leg and shout 'good arse'

[raysparx1]

The way to show your love is next time you want to fart, cup your hand place it near your bum, let rip into the cupped hand, then place your hand over his mouth and nose and say " cupcake" he will love you forever more, ah true love a never to be forgotten moment to treasure.

[China Doll]

Oh lord!!!! You three ^^^^^ are disgusting.... especially you Sparky!! ;0P

Vicky... well honey, you have two choices, you either carry on going to the toilet (or wherever you go) or just once you do it in front of him and see what he says... does he do it in front of you?

To be honest I think I'd stick with leaving the room... as they say, smile and the world smiles with you, f@rt and you stand alone.

[denisdenis]

Hmmmm - natural bodily functions should NOT be anything to hide or be ashamed of. If you are uncomfortable farting in front of b/f you shouldn't be living together. Unless, of course, this is a 'wind-up'!

[Panic Button]

Cut out the onions, beans and wholemeal bread

[cascarelli]

Bodily functions are nothing to be ashamed of as denisdenis says - except you probably wouldn't want someone taking a cr@p on the sofa next to you would you? Best to keep your bodily functions to the bathroom I'd say if you can.

If a fart slips out by accident fair enough, laugh it off, but if you were letting rip too often it would soon become pretty disgusting!

[4getmenot]

Love is when you can fart infront of them if you need to :-)

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, well i think its disgusting when a girl acts like a guy. Dont be turning into one of them ladettes vicky_p or you will lose your boyfriend. Stick to your lady like values and leave the room or try to hide it best you can...

[China Doll]

Oi Mr Ben... the leaving the room rule works both ways round actually.

Personally I'm with Cas. He put it better than me... which makes a nice change ;0P

[pingping]

you could always smother the sound/smell with a well-placed cushion between your legs and bum!

[ummmm]

I was joking....leave the room, I always do

[daisy48]

Well I dont leave the room when I let rip! You're living together vicky_p. Do you undress in the dark out of coyness? Even princess's fart and Her Maj..lol. It's the same as a burp but at the other end.

[Keeprockin]

It's a good job blokes don't lave the room,some of us would never be sit down longer than a couple of minutes.
You can spend the rest of your life pretending you don't fart. I'm sure it'll be nowhere near as much as your guy. You'll have to do ladylike diddy ones,not trying to pretend your a motor bike :)

[jus some gal]

In my experience, passing wind in front of your partener is like opening the flood gates, to an array of farting contributions & Dutch ovens! Avoid at all cost! put up with the stiffening tummy cramps, whilst everyone love the aroma of their own brand, it is an entirely different scenario having to put up with someone elses & rate it out of ten for that matter!!!

[Goodsoulette]

I havenever ever ever farted in front of anyone, in fact fopr all purposes I dont so it. My ex used to do it all the time and I hated it.

[MrBen5]

Well done goodsoulette, at least it shows there are some real women with values still out there...

[888sally888]

Get a puppy - works a treat!!

[vicky_p]

What a lot of answers. Many thanks to everyone who replied, I've given them all consideration. What will I do? Still not sure, but over time I suppose we'll relax further in each other's company and, then, eventually... paaaaarp!