alex - we are psychic - just had the very same thought!
My alternative suggestion then is flask has herbal tea prepared by dutiful mrs_o
a la domestos flavour
alwqays knew we were close Ena, of course she could have left the chip-pan on and got back to find the house burnt down or is that too much even for her?
In rush to become the next Mr O Vibes gets crushed between a desperate Butch, Sqad and a number of others...unfortunately his injuries are so severe he has to change his name to vibrapuss1e
Tell me mrs_o - does mr_o (may I call him A P Ron for short?) ever look in on ChatterBank? (I think he may well lock all sharp implements away in his tool shed tonight if he does)