Surely that's easy. If the machine goes beeeeeeep....beeeeeeep....beeeeeeep all is well,
If it goes beep beep beep beep beep something is wrong.
If it goes beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeep,
too late.
Here you go Bob, my good man.............do you think the guy that wrote it could be a bit of a p r i c k?................
(p.s Well.......you done the good deed yet, matey......what you waiting for?....christmas......... and dont forget..........take her some fine wine. :0)
Barry, I need to learn the lead placements on a 4 and 12 lead ECG, and how to recognise Normal sinus (which is easy, just a regular PQRST Complex), Sinus Brady and Tachycardia, Ventricular Tachycardia, Ventricular Fibrillation, EMD/PEA, Asystole (easy one - flat line), and PVC.
Sqad, Normal sinus, VF and Asystole are easy, it's trying to put names to the others! It's the same problem i'm having with the heart. I can tell you what bits do, but i'll be buggered if I can remember what they're called!