There's something about simon...

[NoMercy]

What is it about that lovely lump of lush Monsieur Cowell?

Sex on legs.

[joggerjayne]

Now, hummingbird ... stop it !!

[craft1948]

I think it's a power thing.............he's very very confident, and a bit cheeky with it.

[NoMercy]

So's Phillip Green but I wouldn't fancy him in a rain of pigs' pudding....

[joggerjayne]

Peter Jones has a big wad saved up !

[NoMercy]

He's just bloody gorgeous, Craft. Even his arrogance is sexy.

[LoftyLottie]

Confidence, charisma, power and an absolutely wonderful smile. And yes his arrogance is sexy. He is the only reason I ever watch those rubbish X factor, etc. shows!!

[China Doll]

I wouldn't quite go as far as 'sex on legs' but I certainly find him attractive.

[joggerjayne]

He has 3 inches when fully erect.

ha ha

Just thought I'd throw that one in, cos I have to go out now.

Be good. Catch you later.

JJ x

[LoftyLottie]

I would agree, he's very short, but 3" surely that's exaggerating?;o)

[Bobbisox]

Alan Ladd (remember him)
wore built up shoes...but hey-ho
I suppose they're all the same lying down eh?

[snags]

It's the way his trousers fit nicely just under his chin

http://www.cartoonsto...wl/lowres/mwln28l.jpg

[rinkins]

Ooh yes Peter Jones! I definitely would ;0)

[NoMercy]

I've do idea how tall he is... but it doesn't matter when you're horizontal ! ;-)

Who got zapped this time?

[mccfluff]

eughhhhhhhh

[ummmm]

I like him. His facial expressions says it all.

[craft1948]

well that's not very nice kunni.......'trollopy slapper'..........a lot of men cannot understand Cowell's attraction, but it is not all to do with his money....the guy has charisma.

[ummmm]

And great facial expressions....!!