Cars

[abyss43]

I saw a documentary about people who find cars sexually attractive and even end up having sex with them ??!!. I stood looking at a Vauxhall Corsa today but there was absolutely nothing about it that turned me on in the slightest. Maybe I should try a different model ?

[Androcles]

You should try a Vauxhall Viagra first!

[chas2008]

does the back end of a bus count ?

[Huderon]

How about a Bristol ?

[Panic Button]

Let the exhaust cool down first

[jno]

you into auto-eroticism?

[tamborine]

women could have difficulty with the gear stix. Sports cars have decent sized stix; japs = thin rods. Saloons = mediocre.

[ACtheTROLL]

I once sh@gged a princess ...
burnt my b@lls on the silencer