faeces

[lungmaggot]

i have just cut myself with broken glass by accident and i didnt have any plasters so i scooped up a bit of my own faeces from the floor and stuffed it in the wound. i hope it will be ok. can someone give me some caring words? maybe you knobby? knobby can you tell me something please? why is it when i poop myself thee are always sweetcorn and nuts in it? im not complaining because it makes it more tasty but why?

[cazzz1975]

have yourself a poo sandwich and relax

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh dear, lungy! Does that happen at breakfasttime, or before???

[sir.prize]

Ahhhhhhhhhh the two faeces of whiffey have arrived.

[randyraven]

lungy ....found you a perfect date ...Amy Sh1thouse.
To picture her just frame one of your turds.

[lungmaggot]

hey ice your back:) hope all went well dudette! oh no i just pooped in my pants

[randyraven]

You and Amy have so much in common

[Ice.Maiden]

Poor you, hun. I hope you're going to wash them before next week.

[stokemaveric]

yes hopefully it will infect you and you will die a horrible,agonising death.................

[randyraven]

Save energy ...dont wash them ...just turn them inside out

[christine847]

Hey Icey,
Glad to see you back,how you feeling?

[funnygirl]

Lung, I know what you mean!!!

When I eat beetroot it all red like blood!!!!

[randyraven]

stokemaveric.....tut tut ...dont talk to Amy Whithouse like that

[zabo]

what proof is there that this is whiffey? i met him earlier on other threads and he appeared intelligent enough, not to post mess like this.

[randyraven]

lungs ....what colour is your crap ?
Sure I saw it being sold on e-bay

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol @ RR.
Hi Christine. Lungy's pants probably feel better than my insides, but I'm getting there, thank you.

[randyraven]

ice girl ...what was the problem ?
Glad your on the road to recovery

[Ice.Maiden]

Cheers RR. Don't really want to go into explicit details, but had 2 huge cysts removed - and most of my innards by the feel of it!!! Ah well - those extra pounds'll be gone now! Lol.

[leyenda]

lungy im still waiting on current updates


hope this helped





" didddy that help yiee the noooooooooooo ?? "

[Eric-Cartman]

Why you lot give this sick ****** room to post is beyond me. I guess it's an indictment of this place.

[stokemaveric]

lol randyraven sorry i wouldnt have been so kind if i knew this was amy........................