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8 ways VODKA is better for WOMEN than C**K

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cuddleMe | 23:15 Sat 26th Apr 2008 | Body & Soul
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Ladies as above let me know if u agree to it or not!!
this was from a text and it just made me laff.

1.Vodka is always stiff
2. Vodka doesnt look smaller when its cold
3. Vodka lasts as long as you want it to.
4. Vodka doesnt prod you in the back in the morning demanding attention,
5. you dont care how far down your throat vodka goes
6. you can have as many vodkas as you like in 1 night without looking like a ****.
7.you can enjoy a vodka in front of your mum
8. VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SWALLOW!
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Ahh that is brilliant Cuddles :o)

Although number six isn't totally true for me LOL!!!!

Think I'll have another vodka in agreement!! - xxx
23:17 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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lol
23:19 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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9. VODKA does not insist on having all its meals cooked for it...
10. VODKA is happy to put the toilet seat DOWN afterwards....
23:20 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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PMSL!!! That is brilliant and absolutaly true! Ill have a vodka anyday! LOL
Mrs K xXx
23:22 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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hehe thats kool gals :) keep adding to my list :D im sure there wil be loads!!!

tut tut mistys :P i supose there is no harm snogin more than one guy in a night club ;) (only if ya single)
23:22 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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VODKA never complains when you get *thirsty* ahem!!
23:25 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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hahahaa Cado thats a gudden!!
23:32 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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ohh woow thts amazing I.A.P, where is EastBourne??? Southern??? please dont answer if its the answer i dont want to hear :) xx
01:18 Sun 27th Apr 2008
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Hi Cuddleme,

I agree with that, as I am a vodka person!!!

Especially number 8!!! Lol

I love my vodka with cranberry juice!
17:53 Sun 27th Apr 2008
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hey funnygirl, i love that drink tooo yummm

ohh i need some vodka if im not getting any of the other sort, Vodka is a great substitution :D xxxxxxx
20:11 Sun 27th Apr 2008
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VODKA does not leave its dirty undercrackers lying around the hosue!
16:24 Mon 28th Apr 2008
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lol i just got that email sent to me
16:30 Mon 28th Apr 2008
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16:33 Mon 28th Apr 2008
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this is all true cuddles but its because of the Vodka that Mrs Dustypuss has always got a bloody Headache:-(
16:46 Mon 28th Apr 2008
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soo who wants Vodka tonight? :D x
00:01 Tue 29th Apr 2008
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A stiff VODKA is powerful and great for relaxing! Makes you feel sleepy after ...
00:06 Tue 29th Apr 2008

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