lap

[cheyenne]

where does your lap go when you stand up ??

[football]

Give him a piece of your mind. when you find it.

[jenstar]

Lapland.

[bernardo]

It used to be thought that it simply falls onto the floor, but recent research by Professor Madeupname at the University of Wherever in California has confirmed that they are in fact magnetic, so it will tend to stick to your elbow.

[smudge]

You'll probably find it stuck to the bottom of your dinner tray, in the kitchen cupboard!

[cheyenne]

nope ?smudge it aint in there?

[Hamish]

I put mine in a special lap bag, but due to a bug in the system it often comes back out as a pal. Anyone know where I can get a patch for my lap?

[Doolallygirl]

Does it not then turn into just "thighs"?

[gerry]

No where it's still there, as the lap is the front of the thighs.