Smart answer.....

[smudge]

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at Sainsbury's, but couldn't find one big enough to feed her family.

She asked a passing assistant, "'Do these turkeys get any bigger?"









The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."

[MONTCRIEFF49]

the grow with rigamortas shes says


stifff

[Barmaid]

an ex policeman acquantance once told me that a mounted policewoman was on duty outside Buck House or somewhere similar when an american approached and started to pet the horse. Looking at the officer, the american said "Gee he looks knackered" to which she responded "Sir if you had spent 8 1/2 hours between my thighs, so would you be".

[smudge]

Ha, ha! Nice one Barmaid - hope you enjoyed my one, which I meant to post in the joke section! ;o}

[B00]

Smudge- I kid you not but something very similar happened to me at work just before Christmas. A customer stopped me as I was walking up the aisle (I work at Co-op) and asked me when our turkeys were coming instore. I told her they'd be in the day after to which she said "are they happy turkeys?"......I looked at her for a full 5 seconds before replying slowly......"not anymore no, they're dead"

[smudge]

I'm glad we never see rigamortis on the plate Monty! ;o}

[smudge]

Ha, ha, ha, BOO - What a coincidence & I can just imagine you saying that too.

Silly cayer, how can they be happy, dead, trussed up & stuffed he, he! ;o}

[B00]

Hehehe- what she actually meant were they free range turkeys, which oddly enough for the Co_op they were!

Still, nowt as strange as folk eh?

[smudge]

I thought that's what she meant, but some people do have a funny old way of expressing themselves, bless! -xx-