In the name of love....

[Emz26]

What is the biggest/craziest/most amazing thing you have ever done for someone you love.....?

[redhead23]

emigrated - coz he wanted me out of the country and i dont blame him

[Joe_the_Lion]

Offered to do the ironing when they had flu.

[scotchollie]

I once stood naked at the foot of my ex-partner's window, with a rose between the cheeks of my @rse, serenading her with a guitar.

She'd seen it on a movie and dared me to do it as a symbol of my love for her.

[redhead23]

ewwww scotch that was on cold feet with james nesbitt a lovely irish man xxxxx mwah

[scotchollie]

Ah, cool - I always wondered where it came from!

It all makes sense now as I'm from Northern Ireland as well!!

Cheers Red.

[PinkFizz]

Secretly bought my partner tickets for the Champoins League to see Man u, plane tickets to fly him there, plus hotel - and he didnt have a clue till we got to the airport!! His face was worth every penny it cost.

[red~bez]

Had his child :)

[redhead23]

made love to mr patel so he would cancel my partners newspapers bills

thats what i call love

[red~bez]

PMSL @ redhead.......thats not love.....thats not having enough dosh to pay the bill........ lol .... ;-)

[scotchollie]

Good call Red.

I'll try sh@gging my milkman tomorrow as I owe him a bloody fortune.

[redhead23]

no need ollie i already have for u , did u get my marriage proposal or you just playing hard to get as usual man ?

[scotchollie]

No, no, got the proposal all right.

But the cash must have fallen out of the envelope...

[red~bez]

so will you be going to Gretna?........giz a shout btw.....I'm brill on the ole kareoke.....lol

[scotchollie]

Can't go now - skint.

Red used the last of the cash buying Mr Patel's silence...

[redhead23]

ow scotch me and you are made for each other and norman the dog or watever he is can be chief miserable bridesmaid wat ya think ????gretna green ? that means i got to get the bus to scotland

[scotchollie]

Try hitching.

With your reputation, you could earn all the cash back en route..!

[red~bez]

redhead....get the train, it will be quicker......lol
oh please dont have norman for the cheif bridesmaid........he'll ruin the photos........lol

[redhead23]

norman would destroy the day it would be an omen lol , scotch do not speak like that im pure , apart from the tenner i jsut earned but more on that later

yer ill get the train red i think you are right and cliff richard can play our wedding song !

[scotchollie]

And on that happy, celibate note, The Scotch retires to bed!

A delight as usual one and all.

Don't forget the world record word association attempt here on this very site and catch you all tomorrow.

Goodnight and may your God keep you safe.

[redhead23]

i get the feeling he is not up for marriage

booooo

nite ollie xx