wear a side parting in your hair and a smart jacket with corduroy on the elbows. Also wearing slightly too short trousers with some beige socks ans sensible shoes- that should leave no doubt.
poppy
NOT calling yourself 'pauliwauli' when introducing yourself may help.
muss up your hair and wear a white lab coat.
then, run around alleyways with a remote control in your hand muttering, 'great scott' and '10 point 21 jiggawats' and 'flux capacitor' etc when people pass by.
yeah you're right about the pauliwauli2 thing... what would be a more intelligent user name? einstein? that is WAY too pretentious - i'll stick to the name i have!
so shopping list for this weekend...
glasses
tattoos
piercings
white lab coat
financial times
smart jacket
hair cut
a nifty button saying "Hi, my name is pauliwauli2 and I'm a member of Answer Bank".
An Albert Einstein mask for interviews and Startrek conventions.
Pay for every little thing by cheque, that way everyone will think you're a student, which apparently means you're intelligent.
I was once in a queue behind a student who tried to pay an 85p bus fare with a cheque, i worry in case he's now a doctor or something equally important!