Fantasy v. Reality

[Eve]

What are your favourite kind of features of the opposite sex:

1. Hair colour and type (long, short, none).
2. Eye colour.
3. Height.
4. Build.
5. Any piercings/tattoos.

Then for interests sake describe your current ot most recent partner using each of the cats above too to see how they compare.

[Athley]

1. Very short dark hair
2. Brown eyes
3. At least 5ft 10
4. Athletic
5. No piercings and definitely no tattoos!

That just about describes my husband to a tee!!

He's gorgeous!!

:o)

[ummmm1]

1. dark and short
2. either, don't care
3. taller than me
4. don't mind but not too fat
5. not really

Last partner had a great body and was very very very good and certain activities. I was a bit spoilt I think

[##Wardy##]

Hair---Brunette
Eyes---dark
Height---Average (5.5 ish?)
Build----Cuddly (size 14)
Tatta/pier No No and Thrice No

Last partner (been single for a while) but last pulled bird

Hair---Brunette
Eyes---can't remember
Height-----quite tall (5.10ish)
Build---- 12-14
Tatts---- think she had a dolphin on he lower back
Pierc----ears only

She also had a bottom worthy of a good slap.

[jedimistress]

Short dark Hair, Green eyes, 5 foot 9, slim but muscly build, 3 tattoos on his arms. He was georgeous, but a drunk unfortunately!

[jedimistress]

Oh I re-read your question, he was my ideal man in mind and body.

[noxlumos]

1. Long dark glossy hair.
2. Brown
3.Ideal woman for me is 5'6-5'8
4. Toned but curved
5. No tattoos and ears pierced.

My wife is 5'5 with long dark hair, blue eyes, with a great feminine curvy body no tattoos and her ears pierced , so pertty much I've got my ideal barring eye colour and she could be a smidge taller but I'm not complaining:)

My first wife had long dark auburn hair, was 5'8, again curvy, very pretty, green eyes, no piercings or tattoos, but she was a cow and nothing could make up for that!

[Goodsoulette]

1. long and scruffy and black, think Noel Fielding and we are there.
2. Blue
3. Again not really fussed tallish about 5'10" - 6'2".
4. not really fussed either but do like skinny guys
5. yup yup yup especially like piercings.
(im not really fussed about looks but I do like a guy to look a bit odd, a big wonky roman nose will have me everytime)

current or most recent partner ( i use the term partner loosely but for the purposes of this he will do)...

hair like angel (from buffy) but a bit longer, brown eyes, 6ft, not skinny but lovely build, has lots of tattoos, and lots of interesting piercings. Way too young for me ; ( but quite pretty to look at!

[Goodsoulette]

hang on there he is my ideal man.... alas total fantasy

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/goodsou lette/noel_fielding_pac_man_belt.jpg

[jeanette1976]

1. Long shaggy dark or dirty blonde hair (and facial stubble)
2. Blue or green - not brown
3. 6' or thereabouts
4. Medium and toned (defo NOT muscle-heads)
5. No facial piercings but I like tattoos (but only something original, no celtic bands or fads)

I go for the rough n' ready look, Caleb Followill from the Kings of Leon is well sexy.... or Johnny Depp (obviously).

Been single for 4 years but the last guy I pulled was the complete opposite from nearly all of my preferred choices (except he had a really fit body)!!!!!!

Most shocking of all was that he had really short light blonde hair!!!! No offenceto anyone but short hair is a real turn-off for me.

[jeanette1976]

Hahahahaha, Goodsoulette... we've just about got the same taste!!!! Caleb is the one on the left with the doll on his shirt... his brothers are a dish too....

http://www.musik-base.de/images/groups/Kings-O f-Leon.jpg

[##Wardy##]

Noel Fielding is as good looking as he is funny. And he is about as funny as food poisioning.

Goody, you disappoint me. I thought you were a lady of class. How stupid I now feel.

Tut-tut.

[joanne713]

1 - not bothered
2- not bothered!
3 - taller than me (more than 5ft 4!)
4 - not bothered!
5 - not bothered!!

also no older than 35 -36 (i'm 23) other than that i'm not that fussy!!
The last guy was slim, brown hair and had piercings/tattoos but he wasnt that pretty. the thing that attracted me to him was the fact that he was so bloody lovely to me.
god i'm a sucker

[jeanette1976]

Hahahahaha, wardy, you're an absolute gem..... YOU'RE my ideal guy!!!!!!

[Goodsoulette]

hahaha... Jeanette, yup he looks fine to me, however I always chuckle at the Kings of Leon as they do look like a little band made up from characters of Lord of the Rings. Im betting serge or tom from Kasabian would get turned away either. However choice number 2 for me, would be James Walsh.

Wardy...since when have you ever though I was a girl of class. Noel Fielding makes me laugh my socks off., as I thought you well knew.

[##Wardy##]

Goody, you still disappoint me. Noel Fielding is a waste of human space. Full Stop..........

Jeanette, I once saw a little pic of you and quite frankly thought you were gorgeous. However, I do not fit you criteria, so my fantasy of the Far Eastern Princess has sadly faded.

Nevermind.

[~max~]

Well, I like manly men, Bruce Willis is my ideal man! lol
No boyish looks for me!

1. Dark, short (can't stand long hair)
2. blue or brown, doesn't really matter. I'm quite attracted to laughter lines around the eyes too...
3. taller than me, ie: at least 5'9, preferably taller
4. Anything but a boyish frame, don't much like skinny. As I said earlier, must look like a man...(mmmm Bruce...)
5. Don't much like piercings on a guy. I love tatoos, as long as they are well done and original. Best place: shoulder blades or lower back.

My last long term bf was tall, skinny, and a red head! But he had the most loveable face and the all important bedroom eyes! :O)

[rugeleyboy]

1.brunette, jenifer anderson long (but bot her!)
2.brown............smouldering!!
3.5ft 8 ish
4.not fat not thin
5.ears only

this describes my wife.......................... well No5 does??

actually my wife is 4ft 11 blonde with blue eyes who is fairly thin but with great tats?

[Goodsoulette]

Max my dad looks just like Bruce Willis... my friends all call him Bruce or Buzz (due to his uncanny resemblance to Buzz Lightyear)

[jeanette1976]

A shame, wardy... but a sense of humour beats all of the above, ten-fold.... I once wrote a poem and put it in a box of choclates for a very plain guy with strawberry blonde (NOT ginger, ahem) hair.... because he was one of the funniest guys I'd ever met.... then I found out he was gay.... DOH!

[##Wardy##]

I think I meet all of max's criteria. Get you coat love, you've pulled.