Men on the loo

[janeo]

Why do men spend so long on the toliet?

[4getmenot]

I cant say I've ever times one to even notice

[johnlambert]

because men have to go for a poo!!!!! I know you ladies dont do that (aparently you wait till your 30 then explode).

[janeo]

ladies poo too! i was only wondering why it seems to take men much longer!

[wizard69]

pesonaly I read on the loo.Its the only bit of piece and quiet i can get in my house.

[johnlambert]

No way!!!!!!! do they? good god it must only be Mrs johnlambert and the queen that dont do that then,

[raysparx1]

We do great big plops,so the mopping up takes time

[janeo]

I was hoping (beyond hope obviously) for sensible answer!

[Mr Tall]

Men read in the toilet. If I don't have a paper I'll read the bleach bottle or hand wash.

[wolf63]

my brother has a little bookcase next to his loo so that he has a selection of reading material.

[CLOWN TICKLE]

Sorry 30 secs to a minute on average and always same time, thought this was asked the other day though Im not complaining

[redcrx]

My son has just managed to fill his nappy within 5 mins of last being changed so not all take a long time.

there are some serious onces on here, or did you look at this before posting the question? http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion301993.html

[johnlambert]

redcrx how do you do that posting link thing?

[wizard69]

johnlambert...righ click on the address bar and press copy then you can paste it in your answer

[redcrx]

john,
not sure how simple you want it but
1) go to page you want to link to
2) highlight the address in the bar (if you click on the end of address it should all turn blue)
3) click right hand mouse button whilst mouse pointer is over the blue link
4) choose option to copy
5) go back to text where you want to include the link
6) click the left mouse button whilst mouse pointer is over where you want to insert it
7) choose option to paste
8) make sure you then type a space after the address you have inserted so that it comes up as a web link

hope that helps

[redcrx]

or do as wizard69 says. :)

[johnlambert]

What? like this?
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion301993.html

[johnlambert]

fantastic
thanks guys, Xxxx

[wizard69]

you got it john...took me a while to suss as well (technophobe that i am)

[redcrx]

yep, glad to have helped john!

[Agent_Smith]

i play a game on my phone when i am on the bog so it could take a long time!

going back to the highlight paste link thing................ how do some people manage to change the name of the link??

ie...on this one it says http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion303722.html#top

but how would i get it to say

here