Does it hurt?

[fatmanlevi04]

When you, well you know???, especially when you can't see and its even worse when you have lost your keys lol

[minimonkey]

you've lost me mate?

[B00]

eh?

[fatmanlevi04]

Its even worse if you left a shoe in the taxi and the workmen have been digging up the street, ouch

[RATTER15]

Yes it can be, especially if you have a black tie on backwards!!

Look out for the odd red sock on Tuesday's

[fatmanlevi04]

I suppose if you had a biscuit before you went you would not feel as guilty

[RATTER15]

That only applies on Fridays unfortunately

[fatmanlevi04]

Ratter a Sundays the worst when the milk starts to argue that it deserves a bigger place in your coffe cup

[RATTER15]

That's why I only use soya, but a man made soya is guaranteed to work twice as fast

[RATTER15]

With a blue steak twice a week with mustard

[fatmanlevi04]

Only on a Monday after the postman forgot to post the letter RATTER lol

[steviep165]

i tried to get the mustard off, but it said there was no way it was moving for some diane sauce.

[RATTER15]

He didn't forget, you see that were the soya milk ended up in the tea not the coffee. Caught you for a minute didn't I.

[fatmanlevi04]

Cheeky little beggars arent they mine has hidden the remote control for the Kitchen door

[RATTER15]

Yes you got me on that, ROFL, I cant believe you really done that

[fatmanlevi04]

Has anyone tried putting a bandage on without the salt and pepper?

[RATTER15]

And I was really beginning to think the world was going mad until I found the Answer Bank!! Ive been shaved!!

[fatmanlevi04]

Ratter the mustard was in the same jar as the soya, and we have no tea left and is it you who has got the coffee with my keys?

[RATTER15]

You mean a handbag without the sauce?

[RATTER15]

I left the keys under the remote by the arm of the rocking horse!!! Don't mess with me pal!!