Dad Joke Of The Day

Hopkirk | 08:25 Sun 16th Apr 2023 | Jokes

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The wife’s mother said: ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’
I said: ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’

Les Dawson

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William51

That is good. Similarly, a real exchange in parliament was when a female MP told Winston Churchill " Winston, if i was your wife i would poison your tea", and he replied " Madam, if i was your Husband i would drink it !".

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