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Drowning Priest..............

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Shaglene | 19:12 Tue 13th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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A priest falls into water and soon starts to drown. But his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him.

A small boat rows to him and offers help. “No! God will help me, thank you!” gasps the priest and continues drowning.

A second, bigger boat comes by soon and tries to get the man out of the water. “No!” fights the priest. “God alone will save me!” The boat leaves and the priest finally drowns.

In heaven, he feels quite betrayed and goes to ask God about it.

“Well, you moron,” thunders the Lord, “and who do you think sent all those boats?!”
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Ah yes, my OH once got a half hour assembly out of a similar story, in his the house was flooding and the pious man refused help loads of time. No-one could spin out a story like he could when he was still teaching!
God help us! Lol...
'That's Life....'
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