Did anything ?

[Krausse]

Quite interesting happen to you today ? (Please share.) Or not ? (Even better !)

[mazie]

Not really. Just another day

[TOWIE]

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1182457.html

[venator]

I was abducted by aliens, but my memory was wiped, so I can't .....

[mazie]

Hi DEN. Bloody Hell. You OK? xx

[EcclesCake]

I got totalled with a bunch of polo wives. Not what I had scheduled.

[erin-x]

I got tickets for Biffy Clyro... not sure about how good the seats are though.

[dotty.]

i had a flat tyre when i went to set off for work.

[knowabit]

I booked a holiday!

[TOWIE]

I'm fine Mazie, apart from a stonking headache. {:o(

[owdhamer]

I found Glen Miller.

[mazie]

I'll give you a call on Monday x

[TOWIE]

Okey Doke. xx

[baza]

I went there and back to see how far it was!

[abstibus]

A very handsome builder lent me his ladder. Does that qualify?

[Zacs-Master]

It's snowing here south of York. That's about it really.

[Zacs-Master]

Baza, you should have only gone half way and times'd it by two.

[Prudie]

I bought a pillow for £60. You could have knocked me down with it.

[DTCwordfan]

I ended up in my local, this girl of about 22 to 27, girlfriend of a son of one of the locals.....on her way to "Egip" as a dancer, "pole, lap, jazz and belly" announced to all, no clue about the health practices of Muslim or, yes, Jewish faiths in the area.

I struggled with the accent and then got it. Actually, I was chatting away with another local and we were "interrupted" with, "I've had me nipples pierced"

To which my response was "Which one? Do Man City fans have their right ones done being the east end and Man Utd the left?" "Oh no me dear, we have both done as we are on top, they were second and have it done under!"

I left the pub with a question "So what about the men, which way do they have a Prince Albert then?"

To her boyfriend, "Wots a Prinz Allburt?"

I could hear the laughter..........

[RevArkwright]

I won a bet ?

[DTCwordfan]

over what? stakes and payout?