A conundrum to wake you up

[abstibus]

A man is sitting in a pub watching television.
He suddenly jumps up and runs home, dashes upstairs, switches on the light and throws himself out of the window.
Why?

[Booldawg]

has he been drinking absinthe?

[abstibus]

Bool... drink not specified!

[beejay1124]

is he a lighthouse keeper-dunno why he threw himself out the window tho

[Teddy_boy]

Hasn't worked. Im still sleepy and don't care about the man.

[1RedBeachball]

Was he a City fan upset after watching the match in the Pub

[emmie]

did he see his wife on the tv with another man, couldn't stand it and went home and chucked himself out of window.

[Teddy_boy]

How do you throw yourself? Jump yes. But throw yourself? Thats my conundrum.

[FoxLee2]

He's a lighthouse keeper. He'd forgotten to turn on the light at the top and saw on the news that a ship had crashed into the lighthouse. The guilt made him commit suicide???

[Teddy_boy]

Surely he would run to the top of the light house turn on the light then jump over the edge? Not throw himself out the window? More holes than a sieve in this story.

[abstibus]

Sometimes when I'm feeling grumpy, I go back to bed and get out the other side.

[Booldawg]

Is he OK?

[cupid04]

A voice in his head told him to! Did he survive?

[Teddy_boy]

Maybe he was feeling grumpy too?

[cupid04]

Or perhaps Snow White turned him down!

[Teddy_boy]

Was he dopey?

[weecalf]

is he a bungie jumper or did he throw a photo of him self out the window

[cupid04]

Was the window open?

[Teddy_boy]

Did he run upstairs in the dark? He could have hurt himself.

[puternut]

When will you give us the answer? I'll check back then

[Teddy_boy]

Was david icke on the telly ?