A Little Poem Nicked From Facebook

[Canary42]

Scanning's not very good, but slightly amusing nevertheless.

I recommend this book, it's about a man
Trying to make as much cash as he can
From spilling the beans and dishing the dirt
With no regard for who it will hurt
It's everyone's fault but never his own
He's had a life of privilege but does nothing but moan
He shamelessly uses his mother's name
Ms Markles used him to find fortune and fame
He plays the race card when it comes to his wife
Has fled these shores for a more private life
Loves Oprah, Netflix and being on TV
He will talk to anyone for a large enough fee
I dont know about you but I'm sick of it all
I think it's time his father gave him a call
And gave him the news he was no longer Royal
We can't give titles to people who aren't loyal
Let's see how he does with an ordinary name
Just plain Harry Windsor, things won't be the same
Why can't he shut up and go live his life
Make my New Year and sod off with his wife.