This Made Me Laugh

[mrs_overall]

Today I was talking to one of my brothers on the phone. He was telling me he is going into hospital at the end of the month as he has a small open wound that refuses to heal and a plastic surgeon is going to deal with it.
When I asked him if they ever found out what caused his skin to break open he replied "Necrophilia"
When I had finished crying with laughter I explained what necrophilia is and told him I think he had necrosis.
In a hushed voice he said "Oh no, I have told loads of people I have necrophilia"

[marval]

Oh dear, bless him.

[Canary42]

He was dead wrong then !

[pixie374]

Gotta have a hobby ;-)

[Psybbo]

Oh gawd, dead to rights!

[mrs_overall]

My main concern is that the good family name is now ruined!

[sunny-dave]

I knew a necrophiliac, bestialist, sadist once - he was flogging a dead horse ...

[ I'm here all week - bookings for wakes now being taken ]

[mrs_overall]

dave, don't give up your day job x

[The Builder]

I often wondered why Bram Stoker chose Whitby ............

[mrs_overall]

Why, hello 1st reserve husband - mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I have never tried it but I should imagine it is dead boring

[Buenchico]

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse"
- Woody Allen

[The Builder]

Oooo... I still have my place in the line ;o)

Bien sur ........ I shall remain true ma cherie. Well, unless I bump into Psyborg in the pub .................

[mrs_overall]

Builder, I hope for your sake you don't. She is 3'6" tall, bandy legged and very very warty

[The Builder]

I thought that was Craft?

[Gavmacp]

LOL!! Sounds a bit like me!

[mrs_overall]

No, craft is 3'11".
Your other admirer also has a speech impediment, has use of most of her limbs, needs a bib and lies about her age. She is really 103

[Tilly2]

That is dead funny, Mrs_0. Poor bloke.

[Psybbo]

Trust me Builder I am 5ft and petite lol

[Baldric]

Necrophilia, that's dead boring that is.

[Psybbo]

Mrs Overkill thank gawd to see you on here again, the site is alive once more xx

[Tilly2]

Reet Petite, Sibs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CTs8a7dVa0