Royal Baby Has Arrived

[Octavius]

Sorry false alarm, she's been told to go back home for a while and drink some hot chocolate.

[flump1]

Ohhhhhh you tease !

[snags]

Or eat a hot curry...

[EcclesCake]

Or a sh@g

[pixie373]

Lol. Has it started, or is this a complete wind-up?

[cupid04]

I was hoping to share my birthday with the royal baby!

[snags]

''Or a sh@g''

Bit too hot for rudie action though innit...

[jim360]

Oh, you.

[Jemisa]

All 3 should shift it... she's got a stubborn girl there.

jem

[EcclesCake]

Is hot and sweaty off limits for Royals........apart from Harry.....?

[Barmaid]

Rumour has it its not REALLY due until after 22nd since the DoC's mother has said the baby will be a Leo.

Dare you post that on Twitter Octavius and then laugh at the spilling of coffee and general exodus from Fleet Street.

[Alston]

Is this thread suggesting that there has been a right royal cock-up.

Al.

[stewey]

The way I read the OP, the royal baby has been told to go back home and drink some hot chocolate; wouldn't the mother find this a trifle uncomfortable?:)

[penelope2]

^^^^^^^
Like that one Alston.

[atalanta]

Should be one of us Leos. After all, we are already the natural-born rulers of the world. Lions - Kings of the Jungle and all that . . .

[AB Editor]

That's what I thought Stewey.

[stewey]

Great minds..., Ed; or fools seldom differ?:):)

[Octavius]

Look I try to post something serious, and all you do is go around deconstructing my prose and conjugating my verbs.

Your all a bunch of meanie bums (sic).

[cupid04]

Spoil sports the lot of them. Not me though!

[stewey]

It's the heat, Octavius; it's the bluddy heat: it brings out the worsest in us, as well as wilting pur dangling particles:)

[stewey]

Oops: "our".