Anyone got a

[EvianBaby]

Fit mate/brother/son/random stranger they want to set me up with?

I'm fed up of being single.

I have a few simple requirements. Must be as above - fit. Must have a job. Must be between 25-35. Must not be a complete flump wit.

Pre-approval photos expected.

Thanks.

[ummmm]

Yep....Just have a look at my FB friends :-)

[starone]

Sorry - no. I don't know anyone who fits all those criteria. One or more of the four you mention is missing.

[EvianBaby]

Could you please put out a request to all your single male facebook friends to make their profile picture one in just a pair of Calvins, just for a short time. ;o)

[ummmm]

No worries....consider it done :-)

[steg]

i could set you up with a box of matches

[EvianBaby]

Nice. Thanks. I'll be in touch with a short list.

[EvianBaby]

A box of matches Steg?

[starone]

There was someone asking how much a box of matches was earlier. Can't remember who. Was it you stegs?

[starone]

Just looked back and it was sg.

[EvianBaby]

hhmm, well I do want a spark. fnah fnah

[boxtops]

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1055305.html

[boxtops]

^^sorry starby, posts x'd

[EvianBaby]

I'm struggling to make a connection tbh.

[starone]

Always happens to me if I try to answer crossword questions boxy. I am never the first - someone always beats me to it.

[starone]

There isn't any connection evian. Don't worry about it. It's like one of those disjointed films where all the scenes come together in the end and finally make sense - although come to think of it, if you expect anything to make sense you will have to go on to one of the more serious subjects.

[EvianBaby]

Well I must say I'm disappointed. I had expected to come back this morning to pages worth of phone numbers and begging letters.

I'm going to have to hang out at the nearest building site now and see if I can make someone wolf whistle at me.

[mccfluff]

i have building sites all around me, i'll put some fliers up asking for volunteers

[EvianBaby]

Thanks! (tell them I'll pay them if I need to).