I Woke Up Old ...

[Elina]

I have emails from Bonmarche. What now?

[Bathsheba]

You'll start "having falls", I'm guessing....;) x x

[cupid04]

Wait until you get one from Damart...

[Elina]

Bath, I've just woke up. I've just bought my 'Christmas do' dress from BHS ...... Classic range http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/10724000/ngbbs453d30acb558e.jpg

[Old_Geezer]

Don't knock the thermals. It's being a cold October.

[Elina]

Are you getting emails from Damart Cupid?

[janbee]

Could be worse, could be Evans !

[Elina]

This is serious though, I see things I like in there .. & ................ I've got a loyalty card ;0?

[janbee]

Sssh, don't tell anyone. Your secret is safe with us. !

[Elina]

But I look good in it ... the dress ........ LOL!!

[Elina]

Good Evans Jan! ;0)

[gness]

Stil....nice when you do wake up though....☺

[smurfchops]

Saga holidays and shoes with velcro. Incomtinence pads.

[janbee]

Take out the Bon Marche label and sew in a Prada one(it can be fake don't worry, none of us has seen the real McCoy so we'll be none the wiser)

[janbee]

Stannah stair lift emails are next

[Elina]

Hello O G :0)

[Elina]

No it's from BHS Jan .. but nice idea .... I'll have that!

[Elina]

smurf ... *** ***

[Elina]

Gness, I feel miles better now ;0?

[MargoTester]

How about a step in bath. You know yhe one they always get into with a swimming costume on!

[janbee]

I think Tena Lady and such like is the end of the road. No comeback after that !