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Whats the funniest thing someone has said to you?
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My mum (rip) said if you fall off that wall and break both your legs dont come running to me!
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My mum, whose escapades are always a source of a laugh, was laughingly recounting her Xmas with my sister.
She said she had disgraced herself ... again. Acting out a charade a bottom burp took her by surprise. But they let her play again the next night and my mum picked up her card.......
it read 'natural gas'.........
She said she had disgraced herself ... again. Acting out a charade a bottom burp took her by surprise. But they let her play again the next night and my mum picked up her card.......
it read 'natural gas'.........
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It wasn't what someone said to me, but the complete idiot I made of myself at the car windscreen repair place a couple of years back. Having had considerable damage to my screen, I called them and made an appointment. I parked the car in front of the reception window, waltzed in and announced to a room of men (as I pointed), "can you see my dirty great crack". One spat his tea everywhere, two others collapsed laughing and me and the manager went beetroot red!
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Knobby, it is just something else that has gone wrong in this house. Sodding cowboy builders. I have already had to have all the plumbing under the sink replaced. None of the doors shut (worrying as they are fire doors), the front door won't open unless you kick the bu99er, the lights in the kitchen are complete sealed units so when a bulb goes I can't replace them, there is no shelving in the airing cupboard, a board in my bedroom doesn't just creak it HOWLS everytime you stand on it, the skirting on the stairs has daylight showing through it, there are 8 2-4mm cracks in the living room, the intumescent strips are peeling off the doors, only half the radiotors work, the lock on the back door has almost seized and as you know, a light switch now won't work.
Me thinks I need to contact NHBC!!!
Me thinks I need to contact NHBC!!!
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